at a fanmeet
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me:
hey i just met you
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me:
and this is crazy
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me:
but i've loved oppa since predebut and i fit the description of oppa's ideal type and oppa and i have matching blood types and i think oppa is an angel that has descended from the heavens because oppa is perfect in every single way imaginable and i know every little detail about oppa including oppa's ring size so i bought oppa an engagement ring and i wrote oppa a fourteen-page essay as to why oppa should consider marrying me with contact information and a photo of myself enclosed
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me:
so sign this marriage lice- i mean, paper for me
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me:
and call me maybe
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bias:
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